Crone 1: Oo-ooh look at that! Wha' she doin' perched there like a tart? Crone 2: Scandalous! Hate it! Crone 1: Hate it! Yes we do. Crone 2: Leaning 'gainst the column so. Contrasting 'er lines like that! Scandalous I say! Crone 1: An' wha' she doin' with 'er arm? Broken column 'tween arm 'n leg! Hate it! Crone 2: 'An how her splash of color an' curve draw the eye! 'An that 'come hither' stare an' fly away hair! Hate it! Crone 1: S'pose it's a statement 'bout classic lines. Crone 2: Naw! It's 'bout flesh and stone. Crone 1: Mm. Nice legs though. Crone 2: Aye nice legs. Tart! Hate it!